This is going to sound random but I am really out of ideas. I've been kinda throwing stuff together on a whim the past few months but I am out of ideas.
I need something to do with my young preschool classes. The kids are ages 4-5. I teach minimum two classes of them a day. The smallest class is uh...... 7 and the largest is 25-30.
The parents want songs, but the problem is - the kids aren't learning anything from the songs. I had them do Head & Shoulders for three weeks at every lesson and they still couldn't do it by the end. No - really. Some could kinda do the head, shoulders, knees and toes - but past that..... nothing. I did more songs last year and some kids (maybe 50-75% of the classes) after up to 3 years of it couldn't clap at the right parts of BINGO. That is after doing the song for three years (I don't know how often before I got there, but I would assume fairly often based on what I was told).
So - needless to say I have no clue. I have tried some other songs but they are too hard and the kids don't learn anything. I can't do crafts or coloring because the parents don't like that. Games don't work too well because the kids can't take turns, they cry if they mess up, they are too shy to play, etc., Most books are too hard and my boss or someone will complain and say it is too hard. Then there are the kids that just sit there and do nothing. Their parents don't make them do anything either (if the parents are there).
If you have any ideas please let me know. I only have 3-4 more weeks to teach them but I really just don't know what to do anymore.